Hey, Peyton, sit down and shut up.

We all have that friend. That jackass who gets blackout drunk on YOUR birthday and spends the whole night talking about how nobody loves them, pukes all over someone's car and totally ruins the party. Peyton Manning is that friend. Way to pick Super Bowl week to start drama and fling your bloody tampon all over the place. I would rather listen to Madonna take stabs at Rob Gronkowski's effectiveness on Sunday than continue to watch the pissing match between Manning and Irsay, which is saying something. Seriously, just fuck off and save it for the off season. I don't give two shits about Eli Manning but do it for him, Peyton, just shut the fuck up and let your little brother enjoy the spotlight. Do it for the kids.